Snacks
Shitload of Fries
4.25
Chicharones
5.5
Cup of Chili
6.5
Mozzarella Sticks
7
Pickle Ricks
8
Chips and Queso
8.5
Graboids
9
French Onion Soup Dip
9
Fucking Chicken Tenders
10
Loaded Fries
Uncle Buck
Master Splinter
Burt Gummer
Vampires Kiss
Lula Fortune
Heady Fries
Starlord
Wings
½ pound veggie wings
15
½ pound boneless wings
7.75
1 pound boneless wings
13.5
½ pound springer mountain farms wings
10
1 pound springer mountain farms wings
17
Add fries
1.5
Add Veggies
0.5
Sauces
nicolas cage (mild)
Dr. Goodspeed (medium)
Castor Troy (hot)
Sailor Ripley (hot honey)
Ghostrider (really fucking hot)
Chuck Norris (BBQ)
Daywalker (Garlic Parmesan)
Troy Barnes (Lemon Pepper)
Paperboy (Lemon Pepper Wet)
Korean BBQ
Pizza
John Candy
13
Drive Angry
13
Sandy McFiddish
13
Miley Cyrus
13
Woody Harrelson
13
Josè Cuervo
13.25
Ron Swanson
14
Rocky Balboa
14
Maximus Meridus
14
Johnny Tsunami
14
Sandwiches
Ivan Drago
11
Apollo Creed
11
Con Air
11
Sloppy Bae
11
Sylvester Stallone
11.5
Foghorn Leghorn
11.5
Tango and Cash
11.5
Long Dong Silver
12.5
Jack Burton
13
Paunch Burger
13.25
Mains
El Mariachi
9
El Mariachi
4
El Mariachi
6
Jon Arbuckle
13.5
Short Round
15
Benjamin Buford Blue
16
Salads
Side Salad
5
Caesar Salad
7.75
Greek Salad
8
Jayne Cobb Salad
10
Desserts
Zeppoli’s
7
Crack Fries
7.5
Cookies and Cream
9
